Event Details

Smut Slam DC: Digital Get-Down

When the robot uprising someday arrives, good money says that their natural selection will be decided by porn. People have been using technology to have more and better sex at least since Victorian doctors invented the vibrator. Bring a friend, grab a drink, and let's reminisce about the wild ways we've gotten plugged in and turned on with our personal devices.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is "Digital Get-Down". We want to hear all about the times you made sparks through the erotic marvels of modern engineering. Tell us about your adventures as a semi-fictional cyberslut in AOL chatrooms back in the day, what happened when you spent that boring work conference sexting, or how app-controlled vibrators let you give some TLC to your LDR. From disastrous Tinder dates to MMO-rgies, we're all about sexidecimal code.

Your fabulous femme-cees are as always Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA), who can't wait to get technical about sex.

Join us before the show to enjoy the luxurious Smut Slam Lounge, where you can sample delicious Asian small plates, enjoy our exclusive cocktail specials (the Darling Mimosa, the Fuckbucket, and the Slam shot) and browse vintage erotica and collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you, including top-quality condoms and lube sponsored by our show sponsors, GlydeAmerica and Überlube!

Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm (for the upstairs lounge; seating at 7:30 PM)
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling & Mindi Mimosa

  • When: Wednesday, Aug. 15 - 11:00 pm
    Thursday, Aug. 16 3:00 am

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